Florida Woman Allegedly Pooped On Dollar Store Floor As Distraction

A pair of alleged thieves in Florida reportedly executed a bizarre heist: While one pooped on the floor of a dollar store, the other stole $500 dollars in cleaning products. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd posted: “We…kid you not” on social media, a reference to a phrase that uses profanity. The couple allegedly entered Family Dollar on December 18th and executed the strange plan. “The woman caused a distraction for employees by using the restroom…without going to the restroom,” the post reads. Authorities refer to the accused as “Mr. Clean” and “Ms. Dookie.” (MSN)